bongfucker:

how did i get this url? funny story actually

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

You’re a strong girl. Personally I think that you’re gonna pull through with a minimal amount of post traumatic stress. Or maybe a few years of profoundly disturbing nightmares.

get to know me meme:  [1/10] favorite female characters » lydia martin

I’m shaking like this because we’re in the middle of nowhere with your broken down jeep and we’re being attacked by yet another razor-clawed monster. And I’m terrified.” 

markdoesstuff:

kaishabackwards:

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

you have no idea how worth it this video is

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011